Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:

clipped from www.rinkworks.com "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993." "Discharge status: Alive but without permission." "The patient refused an autopsy." "The patient has no past history of suicides." "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital." "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch." "She is numb from her toes down." "Patient was alert and unresponsive." "Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities." "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce." "The patient expired on the floor uneventfully." "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room." "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches." "While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home." "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night." "Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing." "Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."