Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Thursday, September 23, 2010
His brother who ate prunes : Gotta Gogh
His constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
Vincent's dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: Ah Mee Gogh
His Mexican cousin's American brother: Grin Gogh
His dancing cousin: Tang Gogh
His fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
His bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
His disco loving neice: Go Gogh
at 3:32 AM
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on
the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
I said to him . .. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
I said. ... A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
at 4:28 AM
Sunday, August 15, 2010
"Most of what matters in your life takes place in your absence"-Salman Rushdie
"Immature poets borrow. Mature poets steal." -T.S Elliott
"In certain times, trying times, desperate times, profanity offers a relief denied even to prayer."~Mark Twain
"One cannot love well, think well, sleep well if one has not dined well."- Virginia Woolf
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."- Douglas Adams
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. "-Ambrose Bierce
"For I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." -The irony of Blanche Dubois' words ahhh.., Tennessee
"I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail.
He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice,
but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance."-William Faulkner
"To thine own self be true."- Shakespeare, HAMLET
"She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men."-Jane Austin
at 5:17 PM