Thursday, December 4, 2008

Girls 101: an 8 year old "Dating expert" tips

"A crush is like a love disease. It can drive you mad."
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Chapter one: The facts of life
Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you.

Life is hard, move on!

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I had a crush on a girl in preschool.
Then my family had to move, so I had to let her wash out of my mind
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be aware that girls win most of the arguments and have most of the power.
if you try for too many girls, you will have jealousy
issues
really best to go for just one
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If you do get a girl to like you, that is victory. Winning victory is a dream for most boy
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Chapter two: Crushes
Girls don't like desperate boys.
You need to get her to like you.
show off a skill, like playing soccer
talk to her and get to know her.
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If you are in elementary school, try to get a girl to like you, not to love you
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boys who have crushes don’t know how to act around a girl. Some boys tease girls they like and are mean to them. Some boys say silly things to girls and act goofy. Some boys think they are acting cool by showing off.
not a good approach
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when you have a crush
  • Never show off too much
  • Make sure you have good friends who won't try to take the girl
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