Monday, March 30, 2009

sex and stupidity

sex-sells

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant,

Soupolos piad Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.

This is excellent. Where can one apply for a job like this? Oh yeah… they’re all fucking morons too

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donate to a sperm bank--and a handjob for your trouble

clipped from slamxhype.com
if you are healthy kind-hearted man who like to contribute to the Shanghai Sperm Bank, the girls will go that extra mile to give you a hand!

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

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my favourite restaurants: Blackwater

just around the corner with a wonderful view..got tipsy lots of times and walked home after a good meal
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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Top 10 Social News Mashup Sites

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  • Popurls, the classic overview, quite popular

  • ViralBabble, simple but effective

  • daybox, advanced mash-up, split up based on different media

  • THEWEBLIST, nice design, Popurls functionality

  • detabilizer.org, great collection of daily news, videos, pics

  • xmlhttprequest.com, programming oriented news

  • Original Signal, best of Web 2.0

  • SEOmash, the only SEO news source you need ;-)

  • Qoogle, japanese Popurls version, I love to click stuff where I have no clue what it is (similar to StumbleUpon in a way)

  • fichey, incredible service that simplifies your online experience by showing every link in a linear way, can’t explain it, you have to try it yourself
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    Free Websites to find out about Anything and Everything

    clipped from c4lpt.co.uk
  • 5min
    Life Videopedia
    - instructional and how-to videos




  • Alison -
    free global learning experience




  • About.com
    - Guidance, not guesswork. 750 experts to help you





  • About.U
    -
    Courses by email



  • Academic Earth
    - Thousands of video lectures from the world's top
    scholars



  • AllExperts
    - Ask any question! Allexperts.com is the oldest & largest free Q&A
    service on the Internet



  • Answerbag
    - Ask questions and share your knowledge with the world



  • Anything
    - Learn.Anything.Network




  • BBC Learning
    - a range of
    online-based courses that you can work through at your own pace



  • BrainHoney - a social learning environment where anyone can
    teach a lesson on any subject. Users can rank lessons and
    collaborate as they learn from each other.

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    Saturday, March 28, 2009

    photography 101

    clipped from lifehacker.com
    Teach yourself all kinds of photography
    Sites like Photojojo and Digital Photography School
    let the uber-technical shooters run wild in forums and discussion groups, but focus the majority of their front-page posts on things that beginning DSLR shooters and moderate consumer-cam photographers can grasp and mix into their daily camera work
    Scott Feldstein's guide to mastering your DSLR camera (Part 1 and Part 2), and our compilation of David Pogue's best photography tricks, plus ours. Then there's the simple pleasures of posting on Flickr, seeking out Photo by Marcin Wichary
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    supercoach: rewarding the good players round 1 2009

    gary ablett: can he play bad? nope...boosted his DT by 40 (162)
    brad ottens:
    did what he liked...boosted his DT score by a whopping = 50 (175)
    brad sewell:
    saving grace for hawks...88DT to 115
    marc murphy
    : regular 122 in Dream team but with 12 contested posses and no clangers=150
    chris judd: regular 101 increases to 136 on the back of 12 contest poss
    luke power: 133 on DT but with 20 cont poss and minor clangers lookout!=172
    mick rischitelli: 93 on DT but with 6 cont poss and a minor clang= 111
    dean cox:the saving grace for Perth, up 29 to SC = 128 on the back of 13 cont poss
    nick dal santo: who would have thought = skyrockets 46 to 161 on 14 cont poss (2 clangers!!!)...tough at it and useful.
    sam gilbert: gifted back man, didn;t waste much = zooms 44! from DT to 134
    even Kochitzke and farren ray increased SC scores 25+
    leon davis: gets some SC gravy of 26 = 122 as does team mate..
    Hertier O"brien: 71 DT pumps to 97 with 7 cont poss and some good hard at it stuff
    nathan bock: is the saving crow (SC= 109..up 24) as everybody else wastes chances (including DT vince 131 drops to 92)

    football: it's all about the team names

    Sans Souci Teams Ages Sans Souci Team Grades Strathfield
    Age 6 Dolphins 1 White Tigers
    Dolphins 2 Golden Tigers
    Dolphins 3 Grey Rhinos
    Dolphins 4 Black Rhinos
    Dolphins 5 White Stallions
    Possums1 Black Stallions
    Possums2 Polar Bears
    Possums3 Grizzly Bears
    Possums4 Grizzly Bears
    Age 7 Goannas 1 Freshwater Croc's
    Goannas 2 Saltwater Croc's
    Goannas 3 Red Roo's
    Goannas 4 Grey Roo's
    Koalas 1 Manta Rays
    Koalas 2 Stingrays
    Koalas 3 Black Scorpians
    Koalas 4 Desert Scorpians
    Koalas 5 White Hawks
    Goannas 5 Black Hawks

    Mont Saint Michel

    forms a tower in the
    heart of an immense bay invaded by the highest
    tides in Europe.
    clipped from www.pitt.edu
    http://www.pitt.edu/~medart/image/france/france-d-to-k/mont-saint-michael/ma429msm.jpg
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    Aubert, Bishop of Avranches built and consecrated
    a small church on the 16th October 709. In 966
    a community of Benedictines settled on the rock
    at the request of the Duke of Normandy and the
    pre-Romanesque church was built before the year
    one thousand.

    In the 11th century, the Romanesque abbey church
    was founded over a set of crypts where the rock
    comes to an apex, and the first monastery buildings
    were built up against its north wall.

    History of the Mont Saint-Michel : the abbey churchIn
    the 14th century, the Hundred Years War made it
    necessary to protect the abbey behind a set of
    military constructions, enabling it to hold out
    against a siege lasting 30 years.

    The Abbey was turned into a prison during the
    days of the French Revolution and Empire, and
    needed to be restored before the end of the 19th
    century.
    UNESCO has classed the Mont Saint-Michel as a
    world heritage in 1979 and this mecca of tourism
    welcomes more than three million visitors a year.
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    the beautiful Mont St. Michel

    On an isolated tidal rock sits one of the world's wonders
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    mont st michel map
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Mont_st_michel_aerial.jpg
    http://www.tyeliorn-bretagne.net/images/Mont.St.Michel.jpg
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    Mont St. Michel

    On an isolated tidal rock in the gulf of Saint-Malo on the Normandy coast
    of France sits one of the world's wonders, the Mont St. Michel. Reached by
    causeway, the lower towers and medieval sea wall protect a small village, capped
    magnificently by the abbey dedicated to the Archangel Michael.

    By Train: From Paris you can take the TGV to Rennes, about 55 km south of
    Mont St. Michel. The Les
    Couriers Bretons
    bus makes the 75-minute transfer to Mont-St-Michel
    several times a day.

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    mont saint michel, abbey, picture
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    mont saint michel, pictures, columns, cloisters
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    Mont Saint Michel, picture, abbey
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    mont saint michel, picture, photo, parking lot
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    mont saint michel picture, parking area
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    mont saint michel picture, entrance, village
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