Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Old Farts

clipped from yvroldfarts.com

'OLD' IS WHEN..... your wife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and
you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!' 

'OLD' IS WHEN.... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot. 

'OLD' IS WHEN.... a sexy woman catches your eye and your pacemaker opens
the garage door. 

'OLD' IS WHEN.... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 

'OLD' IS WHEN.... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of 
the police. 

'OLD' IS WHEN.... getting a little action' means you don't need to take
any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking

'OLD' IS WHEN..... an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the
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Top 50 Cartoon Theme Songs

clipped from tvcasualties.com

Top 50 Cartoon Theme Songs of All Time

Captain Planet's Lonely Hearts Club Band

You will be a better person for watching these.  (The only rule:  currently active theme songs aren’t eligible.)

50. Spiral Zone
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7 rules of life

Share with Others
Keep Genuine Smiles
Pursue Achievable Goals
Have High Confidence in Yourself
Get Along with the Rich, the Poor,
the Beautiful and the Ugly
Take Calculated Risks
Keep Cool Under Pressure
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has man's basic instinct really changed?

clipped from www.funny-games.biz
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5 more funny cartoons

A Woman's Dream Car

clipped from www.funnyjunkz.com
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5 funny cartoons

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