Friday, January 11, 2008

humorous comments by sports commentators

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators during the [2004] Summer
Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a
lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been
injuries,and even some deaths in boxing,
but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats
itself, I should think we can expect the
same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot
and the opposition doesn't like it. In
fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't
that nice, the wife of the IOC president is
hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy
is playing so well is that, before the final
round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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