Who, or what, was Jesus?

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clipped from timescolumns.typepad.com There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1.. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3... He used olive oil three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman:   1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do