Wednesday, March 18, 2009

famous sex quotes

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.----
Rodney Dangerfield
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  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

    Steve Martin

  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
    you'd better have a good hand.

    Woody Allen

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
    genitals through his wallet.

    Robin Williams

  • Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.

    Billy Crystal

  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
    know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

    Jerry Seinfeld

  • See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
    enough blood to run one at a time.

    Robin Williams

  • An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

    Aldous Huxley

  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole

    Sharon Stone

  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's

    Steve Jobs
  • Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.

    Woody Allen

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