famous sex quotes

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.----
Rodney Dangerfield

clipped from www.2spare.com You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Woody Allen Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place. Billy Crystal There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked. Jerry Seinfeld See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships Sharon Stone My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading. Steve Jobs Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen