Life Before Computers - a poem

clipped from www.geekstogo.com An Application was for employment, A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity, A keyboard was a piano! Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public, Youd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire, Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a moise lived, And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife, Paste - you did with glue. A web was a spiders home, And a virus was the flu!