Friday, August 28, 2009

Funny Insult Quotes

Your as quick as a
tree”
Your as quick as a
tortoise on Prozac
You haven’t got all
the dots on your dice
You suffer delusions
of adequacy
You’ve
got rooms to let in your attic
If
brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate
You’re
not the brightest light in the harbour.
You’re
not the brightest light on the Christmas tree
You
are one tambourine short of a Salvation Army band
You’re
not the sharpest hook in the tackle box
You’re
a few electrons short of an electric shock
You
could get lost in your own bed
You
are one vote short of an overall majority
You
are prime candidate for natural deselection
You
are a living testimony to evolution
You
went to the fountain of knowledge and threw in a dime
You
are two hub caps short of a Ford Mondeo
You would be out of your
depth in a mud puddle
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