favourite kids fish jokes

clipped from fishnkids.dpi.nsw.gov.au Q. Why are fish easy to weigh? A. They have their own scales. Q. What do you do with a blue groper? A. Try to cheer him up. Q. What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall? A. Dam! Q. Who are the strongest creatures in the ocean? A. Mussels Q. Why are fish so smart? A. They always go around in schools. Q. What did the sea say to the beach? A. Nothing. It just waved.