The Cabbie and the Nun joke

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A cabdriver picks up a nun.

She notices that the cabbie, who is very good-looking, keeps staring at her in the rearview mirror.

"My son, why are you staring?" she asks.

"I'm sorry, Sister," says the cabbie. "I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable."

"That's quite all right. Is there something on your mind?"

He looks at her again. "I don't want to offend you, Sister," he says.

The nun smiles. "My son, when you have been in orders as long as I have, you have seen and heard just about everything. I assure you, there is nothing you could say or do that could offend me. What is your concern?"

The cabbie swallowed. "Well... Sister... I've always had this fantasy about a nun kissing me."

The nun looks at him. He IS very good-looking...

She shrugs. Why not? "Perhaps I can help you with that, my son. Two things, though; you must be single, and you must be Catholic."

The cabbie nods excitedly. "Yes, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

"Very well, then. Pull into the next alley."

The cabbie does, and the nun lays a kiss on him that would make a hooker blush. Then the cabbie pulls back out of the alley and they go on their way.

After a few blocks, though, the cabdriver begins to cry.

"What's wrong, my son? Why are you crying?"

The cabbie quavers, "I'm sorry, Sister. I lied to you, and I have to confess: I'm married, and I'm Jewish."

The nun smiles. "Well, I suppose that's all right, my son. We're even, in a way."

The cabbie looks in the mirror, puzzled, but hopeful. "What do you mean, Sister?"

The nun smiles and says, "My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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