Japanese Banks face Uncertainties (humor)

I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking sector:

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

And , it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and most likely will go for a song...

While today, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Hopefully, Samurai Bank can soldier on following sharp cutbacks.

And Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a huge hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal!