Tuesday, February 17, 2009

naughty Chinese proverbs

clipped from www.ripit4me.org

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
Man who drive like hell bound
to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high
on pot.
Man who keep feet firmly on
ground have trouble putting on pants.
It take many nails to build
crib but one screw to fill it.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Passionate kiss like spider's
web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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