Tuesday, February 17, 2009

LIFE IN PRISON VS. FULL TIME JOB

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.
clipped from www.ripit4me.org

In prison you spend the majority of your time
in an 8’x10’ cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6’x8’ cubicle.

In prison you get three free meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
that one.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends
to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers,
with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay 
for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking
through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside
bars.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

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