Saturday, August 28, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on
the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
I said to him . .. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
I said. ... A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Sunday, August 15, 2010
"Most of what matters in your life takes place in your absence"-Salman Rushdie
"Immature poets borrow. Mature poets steal." -T.S Elliott
"In certain times, trying times, desperate times, profanity offers a relief denied even to prayer."~Mark Twain
"One cannot love well, think well, sleep well if one has not dined well."- Virginia Woolf
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."- Douglas Adams
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. "-Ambrose Bierce
"For I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." -The irony of Blanche Dubois' words ahhh.., Tennessee
"I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail.
He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice,
but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance."-William Faulkner
"To thine own self be true."- Shakespeare, HAMLET
"She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men."-Jane Austin
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010
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Monday, August 2, 2010
at 4:34 PM
Homer began his day by visiting the Allen Art Museum.
Homer fulfills his natural science requirements.
Time for a break! Homer contemplates the wine-dark sea.
Homer cares about your safety.
Homer contemplates the stars. The air here in Ohio is so clear -- no clouds to obscure one's view.
Finished with the telescope, Homer surveys his domain.
Homer meant to work on his thesis, but fell asleep instead.
Homer is studying for his honors exam.
Homer begins to question the study habits of Oberlin students.
Homer needs a push.
After a long day, Homer updates his Facebook©® status.
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