The Seven Kind of Sex

clipped from www.jumbojoke.com The Seven Kinds of Sex Sex researchers now report there are seven kinds of sex. Which describes your typical style? 1. Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 2. Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 3. Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. 4. Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." 5. Religious Sex: You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. 6. Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and her lawyer screws you in front of everyone. 7. Social Security Sex: You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.