What he said...and I said

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me ... shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on
the sofa and do nothing but fart


He said to me. .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
I said to him . .. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... They don't have time.


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.


He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.


He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?
I said. ... A widow.


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.