Redneck Cooler
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel? When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, Go ahead.
Redneck Cellar
Redneck Garden
Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)
Redneck Weenie Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
A Redneck Thanksgiving
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