My cunt examination

One day a boy asks his dad,
"What's the difference between a p**** and a cunt?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."
He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she
was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that
brown soft furry patch? That is a p****."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and
furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the cunt."

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