Funny Insult Quotes

clipped from www.funny-jokes-online.com Your as quick as a tree” Your as quick as a tortoise on Prozac You haven’t got all the dots on your dice You suffer delusions of adequacy You’ve got rooms to let in your attic If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate You’re not the brightest light in the harbour. You’re not the brightest light on the Christmas tree You are one tambourine short of a Salvation Army band You’re not the sharpest hook in the tackle box You’re a few electrons short of an electric shock You could get lost in your own bed You are one vote short of an overall majority You are prime candidate for natural deselection You are a living testimony to evolution You went to the fountain of knowledge and threw in a dime You are two hub caps short of a Ford Mondeo You would be out of your depth in a mud puddle