Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Brian

I hope you can help me.I went to work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom naked with the neighbour lady. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, stop seeing her, he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Lucy

Dear Lucy:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these work, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps
Brian