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clipped from chattamom.chattablogs.com Redneck Cooler A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel? When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, Go ahead. Redneck Cellar Redneck Garden Redneck Limo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . . 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There's no dental records Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.) Redneck Weenie Roast A new Redneck law was just recently passed. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. Redneck Wheelchair A Redneck Thanksgiving