25 great bumper stickers

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Avoid alliterations always.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Churches only worship the prophet margin.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

Dyslexics Untie!

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.