funny one liners
• A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning! | |||
• The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! | |||
• Why are condoms transparent? | |||
• Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.... | |||
• How do you define a virgin? | |||
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date. Th Man: All right then how about on the last date? • A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick and said with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it!" The man next to him, looked over and said, "Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!" • Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one. • What's the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note? Stay out of BED for two days. |
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