'OLD' IS WHEN..... your wife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and
you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN.... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... a sexy woman catches your eye and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... getting a little action' means you don't need to take
any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking
lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN..... an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the
toilet.
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